You know you're a hipster when...

... The word 'mainstream' is a legitimate part of your vocabulary.
... You yourself don't know who half the bands on your playlist are.
... Most of the T-shirts you own have either the name of some band nobody's ever heard of or some 'edgy' slogan, just for the sake of making people look at you funny.
... You spend your English class discussing poetry you never bothered to read.