You Know You're an Alcoholic When... (part 2)

... You want to leave the bar despite not having finished your drink, and rather than waste alcohol you pour what's left into an empty water bottle.
... You take said alcohol-filled water bottle to creative writing club with you, but only because you didn't have a lecture to drink it in that morning.
... You've killed enough brain cell that you forget which painkillers you'll be allergic to in the morning.
... You get excited when the shop has a different flavour of Lambrini in.
... You actually drink Lambrini.