You Know You're a Student When... (part 2)

... You've even given up on cooking instant noodles now, and are living on nothing but chocolate biscuits and cheap alcohol.
... You hand your essays in whilst trying to hide that you're so drunk you can barely walk straight, despite the fact that it's not even midday (wait, or should that have gone on 'You know you're an alcoholic when...')
... A worrying number of clubs that you've joined have degraded into nothing more than 'Get Drunk and Tell Dick Jokes' societies.
... That last one doesn't bother you at all.
... People actually approve of your developing alcoholism.
... You find you've spent too much money on alcohol and junk food and have to choose between budgeting (and staying sober) until your next student finance payment or swallow your pride and run to Daddy... and then remember that Daddy's also poor so there isn't really any choice, and have to try and remember how to not drink.